and then satan said “here, have feelings”
If you ever think you’ve made bad decisions just remember what it must feel like to be one of the 12 publishers that turned down Harry Potter.
idk why everyone says “when pigs fly” when police helicopters are a thing that exist
I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.
i’m trying to hang out with some aliens as soon as possible
Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real.
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
Some snaps from my Harry Potter Reread - Part 1 [Part 2]